I should’ve won a VMA for this


3 months ago · 1 note

The Time of Our Lives: Allaaay~ 

allie-evans:

swaggerjaggercole:

allie-evans:

swaggerjaggercole:

allie-evans:

I was kidding. If I ever find out you even go near anything more than pot, I will beat you to death. Not even kidding. You have no idea how fucked up my life was because of being on that shit. :/ YOU STARTED IT.

……….. Of course i never smoked pot….. Not lately anyway. I love pot, it gets me hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ YOU CONTINUED IT!

Smoke all the pot you want. I don’t care. But as soon as I find out you do anything worse, I don’t care if I’m younger than you by ten minutes, I will punch the shit out of you. I’m serious. I don’t want you to end up like me, Cole. You have no idea how hard I’m trying to put my life back on track. How bad the cravings are to just go grab a pill and sleep through everything. But I can’t do that. :/ YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE STARTED IT AND I COULDN’T HAVE CONTINUED IT.

I smoked it before but i’m not going it again. It was like 3 times and i stopped. I’m never going to get addicted Al, i swear on my swaggerness. It does make you feel good but it’s just an illusion, it’s not real…. YOU MAKE ME HAVE NIGHTMARES

It’s just pot. I’m pretty sure that everyone except Sophie has done it :P I’m not worried about you getting addicted to that. It’s things like vicodin, perkoset, ambien…those kinds of things. Those are what ruined my life and made me do stupid things. I almost died numerous times. I ate pizza when I’m allergic. I almost wandered into oncoming traffic. I cut my wrists way too deeply. I just worry about my family, that’s all. And…don’t repeat any of that. I know it’s on tumblr and I know that some people know all that happened, but I’m not sure who exactly. So just…don’t say anything. All I can say is thank god for Soph because she saved my life each and every time.

Soph’s the goody two-shoes of our family and i wonder why she never tried it. It’s good Yes, she did but i wonder why she’s kind of gothic though, no one in our family is. Sophie is well….. Sophie. THE SWAG MURDERER



quinnnnfabray-evans:

Hello!

Hi mom :)



Swag. Is. Stupid. 

sophie-theotherevans:

swaggerjaggercole:

WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY?!

You know how to read.

YOU SWAG MURDERER. I HATE YOU



Swag. Is. Stupid. 

greatest-hummel:

swaggerjaggercole:

WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY?!

She enjoys killing Swag

I bet she does. SWAG MURDERER. I HATE YOU

(Source: sophie-theotherevans)



The Time of Our Lives: Allaaay~ 

allie-evans:

swaggerjaggercole:

allie-evans:

I was kidding. If I ever find out you even go near anything more than pot, I will beat you to death. Not even kidding. You have no idea how fucked up my life was because of being on that shit. :/ YOU STARTED IT.

……….. Of course i never smoked pot….. Not lately anyway. I love pot, it gets me hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ YOU CONTINUED IT!

Smoke all the pot you want. I don’t care. But as soon as I find out you do anything worse, I don’t care if I’m younger than you by ten minutes, I will punch the shit out of you. I’m serious. I don’t want you to end up like me, Cole. You have no idea how hard I’m trying to put my life back on track. How bad the cravings are to just go grab a pill and sleep through everything. But I can’t do that. :/ YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE STARTED IT AND I COULDN’T HAVE CONTINUED IT.

I smoked it before but i’m not going it again. It was like 3 times and i stopped. I’m never going to get addicted Al, i swear on my swaggerness. It does make you feel good but it’s just an illusion, it’s not real…. YOU MAKE ME HAVE NIGHTMARES



The Time of Our Lives: Allaaay~ 

allie-evans:

swaggerjaggercole:

allie-evans:

swaggerjaggercole:

allie-evans:

Your definition of high and my definition of high are two different things there, Cole. :P Of course I fucking whip all the guys around me. Just like I have you, Dad, Sky, and Mikey wrapped around my finger :P I don’t really want to think about what my best friend jerks off to, especially if it’s my sister. 

I ate pot brownies once and they’re good but never again :P no offence. YOU DON’T FUCKING WHIP THE SWAG MASTER. I CAN’T BE TAMED. You can whip dad though but Soph is dad’s true pussy whipper. YOU GAVE ME IMAGES OF YOUR BOYFRIEND MASTURBATING AND YOU TWO HUMPING  SO I THOUGHT I’D RETURN THE FAVOR ;)

Pft. Pot brownies are nothing. Talk to me when you become addicted to prescription pain killers. THEN tell me what high is. Meh, whatever :P He’s not exactly thrilled with me at the moment anyways. YOU GAVE YOURSELF THOSE IMAGES.

I don’t want mom and dad to put more cameras on my room. I found one near my desk and it’s really tiny, they don’t trust me.*shrugs* What did you do? YOU CONTRIBUTED! QUITE A LOT IN FACT!

I was kidding. If I ever find out you even go near anything more than pot, I will beat you to death. Not even kidding. You have no idea how fucked up my life was because of being on that shit. :/ YOU STARTED IT.

……….. Of course i never smoked pot….. Not lately anyway. I love pot, it gets me hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ YOU CONTINUED IT!



sophie-theotherevans:

swaggerjaggercole:

sophie-theotherevans:

swaggerjaggercole:

sophie-theotherevans:

swaggerjaggercole:

YOU’RE A MEANIE! I HATE YOU lovingly

Accept the truth, bro.

YOU MAKE MY SWAG LEVEL GO DOWN :(

YOU HAVE NO SWAG

I SO HAVE SWAG

Hahahahaha. No.

YOU MAKE ME SICK



greatest-hummel:

swaggerjaggercole:

greatest-hummel:

swaggerjaggercole:

greatest-hummel:

swaggerjaggercole:

greatest-hummel:

I think the only Evans who isn’t scary is Sam. O___O

Most of us have the Quinn Fabray scary gene after all ;)

mmmm… Your mom. Such a hottie. I mean… Oh.

O______________________o WTF DUDE?! 

what?

You just said that my mom was hot…….?

no I didn’t. Wtf? Why would I say that?

Why wouldn’t you say that? i heard you, dude



Swag. Is. Stupid. 

WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY?!

(Source: sophie-theotherevans)